Ireland’s Marilyn Monroe: only without the charm, wit or intelligence. Tragic Katy’s flame was snuffed out along with the Celtic Tiger back in 2007. I reckon ’twas Jimmy‘s gear that kilt her. I wasn’t going to write that for fear of being sued but then I remembered: Jimmy can’t read! So I’m safe there, then. Would that be called poetic irony if it was the Mansfield’s drugs that killed her, seen as how they also helped kill the Celtic Tiger? Anyway, I’m a thick cunt so I wouldn’t know.